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Damn technological advances

I am not moaning about 20six or anythig like that.  I am moaning, though.  Yes, I know, me moan?  Not possible.

 

But, its true.  I am now.  What is the reasoning for this uncharacteristically annoyed pirate, I hear you all scream.  Well, it's the fact I've now been issued a fancy flat screen monitor at work.  It was proudly announced by Igor, who installed it, that it is better for my eyes because it stops the glare.  He said the exact same scripted sentence as he installed one next to me, then the next desk down, and randomly as I walked around the office I heard the same sentence.  An actor in the making I reckon at his ability to memorise a script so precisely.

 

Still, where was I.  Oh, Yeah! Great.  But that glare was a major weapon in the blogging front.  It allowed me to pop up a command prompt screen and see the reflection of the bosses walking around the office behind me.  I now have to look around randomly.  This is putting pressure on my neck causing me more health and safety issues than the darned blinding effects of glare.

 

Gah!  what is a sad geek to do?

12.6.06 10:58
 


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Mister Frog / Website (12.6.06 11:02)
I suggest getting some mirrors to mount on the side of your monitor. You know, like the ones that used to go on chopper bikes. Not only will you see the bosses in motion but you will add a stylishness to your monitor that all your friends will envy.


sammyface / Website (12.6.06 11:05)
i would suggest
"oh that? just doing some research"


dippysea (12.6.06 11:09)
Frog, that is a very good idea. I could remove them from my car. Who needs mirrors in the car when there are more important uses in the office.

I shall try that Sammy .. but, wait. That would involve interacting with a boss. I try to limit the interaction, then they cant ask me to do something


nikkipolani / Website (13.6.06 22:14)
Certainly the most original complaint I've yet heard about flat screens..... "-)


Fruitbat (14.6.06 13:05)
Do a huge poo on the floor behind you, so when they walk in your directoion, they slip on it.


Arty / Website (15.6.06 13:27)
Start wearing glasses; I think you can see reflections in the top corner...


(20.6.06 12:41)
Damn frog I was gonna say that :P heheh

You could try growing an eye in the back of your head. I'm not sure what scientific mehod you could acheive this with, or maybe a voodoo dcotor could help you?


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Italian Dining Tables / Website (22.12.11 10:02)
I am not moaning about 20six or anythig like that. I am moaning, though. Yes, I know, me moan?

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